Sometimes I’m perfectly fine with being single and other times it’s like there’s a massive hole in my chest because I’m so lonely
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
- Set up a movie theatre
- Plant a bunch of these giant allium flowers
- Build a super simple tree house
- Add a beer cooler to your patio table.
- Drill holes in your fence and fill with marbles.
- Turn an old bunk bed into a stargazing loft retreat.
- Make a giant Scrabble set
- Build a fire pit
- Build a giant hammock swing.
- Light up some wine bottle tiki torches for a nighttime party.
- Build a backyard beach.
- Sprout a sofa
- Go camping in your own backyard.
- Turn the tent into a pillow-filled reading nook.
- Replace the diving board with a trampoline.
- Build a teepee.
- Make these simple tables out of $30 whiskey barrels.
- Upcycle tires to make a jungle gym.
- Build a simple gazebo
- Create an outdoor tunnel system for your indoor cat.
- Make a simple canopy by stringing a rope between two trees and hanging sheets off of it.
- Build a backyard pizza oven.
- Construct this simple bar for outside entertaining.
- Build a stove for an outdoor kitchen with this Ikea hack.
- Put in a porch bed.
- Spray-paint a lawn Twister game.
- Fashion an amazing set of speakers using wooden salad bowls.
- A wooden pallet sectional is easy to put together and provides lots of extra seating for outdoor parties.
- Create an outdoor art haven by mounting a giant chalkboard against the fence
- Build a small outdoor greenhouse out of reclaimed storm windows.
- Make little hideouts of hula hoops and shower curtains.
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
I think I won the entire game
DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia
*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)
You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard