it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
apparently fbi has the means to spy on you using your webcam without the light going on but the only thing they’re gonna see from my webcam is me occasionally consuming large quantities of alcohol while singing showtunes horribly and sometimes picking my nose and…
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
…this is actually ridiculously useful for character analysis.
this kid is going places
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
groups of people blocking the entire hallway
can i bring this back
everybody loves bacon
You’re just waiting for a vegan to comment aren’t you
no im watching supernatural
it’s not a phase mom, sheep farming is my life
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