evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk 

favorite video on the internet

animalsofthecrossing:

So I graduated highschool recently and I’ll be moving out in a couple of days. I really wanted to make something for my new home at this art studio in town and thought New Leaf would be perfect since turning over a new leaf means you’re starting new and that’s exactly what I’m doing c: This is the finished mug! 

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth to follow. 

Watch as no one reblogs this from me.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

shibasquad:

*finishes 3 hour long movie*

who am i

youngtonight:

rare sighting of justin bieber caught on tape at the tipton hotel

I got a perfect wig for my cosplay!

*aggressively looks for food in fridge*

victorious-and-such:

Aww :)

frigerator:

ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME

ruffling:

cool and spicy ☆～（ゝ。∂）

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

fullmetalkingdomstuck:

deemedawkward:

kuzco is in the disney women 

aND COULSON’S IN THE HEROES I’M CRRYING